Louie the cat displays indifference to affection

Apparently Louie the cat routinely displays a general ambivalent attitude to owner K.L. Kohorst. Said Kohorst, "the only time that fatty pays attention to me is at feeding time. Then he won't shut up. It's all about him. It's supposed to be about me."

In an attempt at reverse pshychology, Kohorst was seen ignoring Louie (see image). This was a measure in futility, as Kohorst could not resist showering the morbidly obese and abnormally lazy cat with affection, thus reinforcing Louie's supremacy of the apartment.

Researchers later documented Louie sleeping a record 32 hours, rising only every 8 hours to sleep-eat.